Amueslingly, This Just Alpened…

It’s pun-o-rama tonight!

It’s June 3rd 2011 right now, and I was looking in the cupboard about ten minutes ago when I stumbled across an unopened box of Alpen. Nothing exciting about that right? Unless you’re really into Alpen.

Just an ordinary box of Alpen, in case you don't know what that would look like, or don't believe me.

I probably bought that box a year ago, I don’t really remember, but it’s been a while since I’ve eaten Alpen. So I think, maybe I should have some Alpen?

So then I check the best before date…

Yeah, Seriously.

Now, I’m willing to believe that all life as we know it is a happy cosmic accident whose occurrence is an inherent inevitability of the natural laws of the universe, but I’m sorry, this is just too much.

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