An Undertaking

That’s quite enough to schlep around
So I make baboons carry coffins up the stair
From a basement where the marmoset conducts his coronery review
A few refused the task contrary to their disposition
But when threatened with the mangabey, all soon obey

I keep seeing adverts for Aussie hair products every time I’m on the Subway. Something about them really bugs me. So I wrote a “poem” from the line “… quite enough to schlep around” I saw today on one. The line really stood out, but the “poem” doesn’t really have anything to do with Aussie hair products and is instead, as all things should be, about monkeys.

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaad Dourif!
Also: happy 61st birthday to Brad Dourif.

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