Hey America…

So, some Americans have called for a boycott against Scotland. I wonder if these people could even point to Scotland on a map. With labels. And a big red border around Scotland. And a man pointing at it and shouting “IT’S RIGHT THERE YOU IDIOT!”

Last time I was in America, we were asked, “where are you guys from?”

Of course we replied, “Scotland.”

To which the Disney Employee replied, “isn’t that in England?” with no hint of irony (it being a foreign concept and all).

Anyway, hate to break it to you America, maybe you ought to look into your own pre 9/11 history regarding terrorism before you go condemning us. But hey, like that’s going to happen. You guys sure don’t like to re-examine recent history for a rational and unbiased opinion – that just gets in the way of The Message, right Glenn Beck?

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.