It’s pun-o-rama tonight!
It’s June 3rd 2011 right now, and I was looking in the cupboard about ten minutes ago when I stumbled across an unopened box of Alpen. Nothing exciting about that right? Unless you’re really into Alpen.
I probably bought that box a year ago, I don’t really remember, but it’s been a while since I’ve eaten Alpen. So I think, maybe I should have some Alpen?
So then I check the best before date…
Now, I’m willing to believe that all life as we know it is a happy cosmic accident whose occurrence is an inherent inevitability of the natural laws of the universe, but I’m sorry, this is just too much.